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Pimp My Ride

Alice: Maybe now that my car is paid off I can pimp it out with spinning wheels

Ava: You mean rims?

Alice: Yeah I guess my car already has spinning wheels

Before: Here is a dramatization of Alice's car

Might I suggest these lovely babies for a breathtaking "After"

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  • Anonymous alice says so:
    6:35 PM  

    you're right, this story isnt funny written out, but damn i laughed hard when it happened. and let me just set the record straight, i dont have a spoiler. top