Seriously
Ok so I shouldn't of had this conversation while guzzling a bottle of wine but there it was 2hrs in with birthday. After countless dating horror stories I spilled my guts. Admitting I wouldn't mind dating him and I got the lets just be friends card.
REALLY after two un-dates and almost two years of conversation inviting me everything from the museum trips to biking excursion I got a big ol' rejection.
No darlings I am not crying in my wine in fact I think this is just what I needed to get off my duff and enter back into the dating world.
I'm fabulous here is a list
- I have pretty eyes
- I have wonderful hair
- I'm funny
- I'm successful
- I'm smart
- I'm creative
- I have kick ass music taste
- I'm honest
- I'm accepting
So the moral card in hand its time to hit the match.com seen expect a myriad of horrid date posts and maybe if I'm lucky some posts that are make you want to puke from mushyness. As Alice would say..if its a disaster at least you get a good story out of it.
Labels: Alice, Internet Dating
6:44 AM
Well lady to get your most out of your match.com experience you should get a notebook -- or make a folder on your computer, that's probably the paper friendly - super green way to do things...
and then go on a spree of reading endless profiles and remember, if they sound to good to be true -- they probably are. You are not on a mission to find Mr. Ideal you are on a mission to have a steady stream of first dates and second dates. Although this might not be condusive with your schedule - but I suggest arranging for a differnt date each night for 7 days -- and then picking 3 of the 7 for 2nd dates. Yes, I said you get to pick -- the man has nothing to do with it, they don't know any better on the first date all they have is boobies on their mind anyway. You are pretty, funny, smart and fantastic and any guy who's not a tool should be happy to be your dinner companion.
hugs,
Rory top
9:47 AM
go ava go! i do expect tons of fantastic stories, both to make me laugh and puke. top
4:49 PM
Yeah kristen i dont live in a major metropolitan area....so finding that many single men in my area for such an endevor is quite doubtful. top