Right after I broke up with Ed I signed up for Match.com. I went on two dates from Match. One actually lasted through a few and then it ended when he basically said a woman’s place was at home with the kids…whoa did I just step back into 1952? The second guy was not only unattractive he had nothing to say. To make things worse he sent me a message saying we weren’t a match before I had the opportunity to.

I had a profile up on yahoo personals for awhile but never paid for it so didn’t have much success in communicating. Also the whole vibe I got from the site was a bunch of people who just wanted someone to screw. Not exactly my demographic (most days).

Well then there is myspace, okcupid and facebook yeah I’m on all of those too. I’ve met a few people nothing interesting. Myspace was the only one that provided a “sorta kinda dating relationship” with the Deputy. The Deputy was the type of guy who puts his best food forward perfect gentleman, knows exactly what to say to get you in bed then after a couple months he texts you to say he’s getting back together with an ex. Then a month later says it’s a lie and can we be friends and reignights all your hopes and kisses you when you fall asleep on his couch. Me bitter? No..okay a little.

So I’ve entered the final frontier eharmony.com for a three months subscription it was over 100bucks pretty steep considering in the entire country I am apparently only compatible with 19 people. Out of these 19 so far there is only one that I am interested in and he does not meet my “traditional” criteria. In all fairness though my personality profile is very much me there was only one section that I thought hum I don’t exactly agree with all of that. So yeah I guess there is something to those questions.

He has two boys and takes care of them full time…they both look the same age so we are going to call him Twins. Twins is a student to be a chiropractor and is hella funny. He actually said midget porn in his profile a major plus. Normally I shy away from people with kids however usually fathers are not as integrally involved in their children’s lives as Twins is. There is something super sexy about a good dad. I don’t really know the story about what happened to their mother. I’m assuming a divorce since he said something about a volatile relationship with her but he thanks her for the best things in his life his sons. I hope all that mushy stuff isn’t all bullshit we will see.

Boy of the moment number 2 “Orgy”. Orgy and I have been having poke wars for the past week. Then finally I got sick of it and I sent him a message. We talked back and forth emailed me three times I was at work and mentioned me in his header message. I know that sounds a bit too much but he was unassuming about it. Best thing about Orgy he is hot! Tall brown hair, blue eyes nice nose kind face…did I mention tall? He is also very no muss no fuss. He seems to be the type of guy that says what’s on his mind even if it’s the wrong thing to say. Apparently he doesn’t read to well though. I was saying I like to try new things within reason (no skydiving, orgies or motorcycles). We talked on the phone tonight and he was convinced that I said I like Orgies. Sigh I do love a hornball.

Labels: Deputy, Ed, Internet Dating, Orgy, Twins