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Does it Smell Fishy in Here

Stamped: 8:49 PM

Alice and I had just returned from the casino. We came back to her apartment to find Will hanging out in the living room watching Sarah Silvermans Jesus is Magic For the grand finale she did a song and dance routine with three microphones one for her mouth one for her female parts and one for her bum.

Me: I wish my vagina could sing.

Alice: Mine just has bad breath.

Its funny because its true.

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