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The Tortoise and the Nuts

Last night I had the most peculiar dream. I was on a wooden covered porch and there was a huge tortoise in a hanging plant his head was peaking out of the plant and eating walnuts out of a yellowed plastic bird feeder. Odd.

Since I have nothing better to do with my life I decided I would do a bit of internet surfing to determine the deep meaning behind my dream.

So here are my reference definitions from
http://dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary

Plants: To see plants in your dream, indicates fertility, spiritual development, growth or the potential for growth. Alternatively, the appearance of plants in your dreams reflects your caring and loving nature."


Nuts: To see nuts in your dream, signifies craziness or confusion. It may also refer to someone who is "nuts" or someone who is driving you crazy. You may be approaching a waking situation all wrong and need to look at it from a different perspective. Also consider nuts as a pun on "testicles" and thus allude to some sexual innuendo.


Tortoise: To see a tortoise in your dream, suggests that you need to take some chances in order to get ahead in life. The opportunities for advancement are opened to you, but you need to take the next step.

All right first of all I dont believe in allot of this mumbo jumbo I am seriously the definitions are so exasperatingly generic I mean who couldnt somehow relate to any of that. But whatever Im going with it. So according to my sources Im a crazy crazy girl who needs to take some chances in life and I better take those chances quick because I have potential for growth and spiritual development.yeah. I feel so enlightened.

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