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Silly Ava

Stamped: 11:57 PM

I present to you things not to do for a first date...

  1. Accept a facebook invitation where you blog is posted in said face book talking about the potential bachelor.
  2. Get a zit on the end of your nose incapable of being tamed by any concealer (okay maybe this one is a bit out of anyones control)
  3. Don't get nervous and talk too much...like really to much.
  4. At the end of the date when you have that awkward how do I say goodbye moment don't buddy shoulder punch your date.
Sigh I'm out of practice. If I don't get a call back I am blaming that shoulder punch. What exactly was I thinking?

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  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    7:12 AM  

    buddy shoulder punch? oh my. Well, did he buddy shoulder punch you back? It could have been worse - the high five psych out would have been way worse. top

  • Anonymous Anonymous says so:
    8:46 PM  

    i agree with rory, next time go for the high-five psych out! best idea ever! top