Age is kicking my ass
I was in the bathroom at work yesterday washing my hands. I look in the mirror. The light scatters across the top of my head.
"My that one hair is really blond" I say to myself
I lean in closer. REALLY blond.
I separate it from the rest of my hair...not blond white...and wiry.
I pluck it out. A grey hair.
Fuck.
Awesome.
10:16 PM
just wait until you get a gray pubic hair, that my dear was mortifying. top