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Age is kicking my ass

I was in the bathroom at work yesterday washing my hands. I look in the mirror. The light scatters across the top of my head.

"My that one hair is really blond" I say to myself

I lean in closer. REALLY blond.

I separate it from the rest of my hair...not blond white...and wiry.

I pluck it out. A grey hair.

Fuck.

Awesome.

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  • Blogger Kristen says so:
    10:16 PM  

    just wait until you get a gray pubic hair, that my dear was mortifying. top