Scene: Day two of Green Bay festivities. Mister Inconvenient Impossibility (MII), Heff and Hairnet decide to step outside for a smoke.

Hairnet: Why don't we just smoke in here (there was a bar which allowed smoking inside the restaurant...Wisconsin truly is a magical state)

Ava: (Seeing MII already exiting the building and I was entering through the door myself) "Nah, I rather be outside then I don't have to talk strangers who I don't like.

I turn to the side of the door and was surprised to see not Hairnet and Heff but a group of about 5 strangers filing out behind me each of them turned to look at the unsocial bitch they were passing by. It was then when one of the women turned around and patronizingly rested a hand on my arm and with her best straight face said,

"Why hello how are you?" She couldn't help but crack a smile before she turned and walked away. That is a stranger I wouldn't mind talking to.

And now for something completely different...Jokes told during a smoke break: oldies but goodies.

Why do fat women give such good head?
Because they have to

Whats the difference between a Mercedes Benz and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Mercedes in my garage

What do you get when you stab a baby in the head?
An erection

Labels: Embarassing Stories, Friends