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Instructions for a bad morning

Stamped: 4:40 PM

  1. Don't go to bed until 5am, when you have to be at work by 8am
  2. Switch your cell phone number without updating your work's call list
  3. Turn off your alarm in your sleep
  4. Wake up to two police men knocking at your door at 10:30 am
  5. Relize they are actually looking for you (since your boss called the cops thinking you were dead)
  6. Oh yeah answer the door in a towell...and nothing else
  7. Walk into an all day meeting full of big-wigs (including your boss) 3hours late unshowered and with toothpaste still in the corners of your mouth.

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