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fatty

How is it that I am losing weight yet yesterday I sat down on my toilet seat and it broke. If that isn't bad enough this is the second toilet seat my fat ass has broken in the last month. This one was even a premium wood one...split just like that. I have been sitting on toilets all my life two in one month. That's just fucking rediculous.

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  • OpenID catherinette says so:
    2:33 PM  

    Clearly this is not your fault. Rather, it's the people that make crappy toilet seats (pun intended). :) top

  • Anonymous alice says so:
    6:28 PM  

    don't worry i believe you when you say the seat was defective! top